Sunday, November 25, 2018

Foolishmess, i know ......

... am pre-preparing for the upcoming heatwave.

Have been gifted a portable air conditioner.  Have it running full bore in readiness for the coming 40 degree temperatures .  Not sure it will work, considering the shape and size of my duplex, but should take advantage of the unaccounted electricity whilst it is still available to me.

They reckon high 30s, maybe 40s next couple of days.

Argh!


Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Topsy turvey

The dentist was scared .

Next visit in a couple of weeks for clean and scale after which she will be able to do a thorough assessment and list out an order of works.

She has put an hour aside for it.

Physio is frustrated cause he keeps wanting me to do stuff I can't actually do. 
I think my youthful looks are counting against me.

He seems to be reacting like I'm unwilling, but one cannot do push ups if one cannot put ones hands flat on the floor.

So not going anywhere near a gym.
No matter he says.
My step father don't call me 'Sam-mule' for nothing.

I get self conscious walking across a zebra crossing.
I have to psych myself up to pump fuel.
No way am I hobbling about in workout gear trying to pump iron in public.

I wonder if the dr would even certify me fit for gym🤔

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Big Red Button ...

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.
I booked it the week before last.
I am a bit phobic about dentists.

And a lot phobic about sharp objects near or in my mouth.

I fully intended to scour the diseased and rotting remnants of keratin mascarading as teeth to within an inch of their lives and swilling salt water and mouthwash with careful abandon, but my self destructive crazy inner evil overlord over ruled thoughtful forethought and i believe i have behaved in an even more irresponsible manner than i normally do, which is saying something considering lately.

I wonder how much the cancellation fee is?
$50 would be totally worth it.
I am perfectly happy to pay money to not go to the dentist.

However, the lady who works for the physio would totally not let me get away with it.

It is a shared office and she sits right next too the dentist office admin and the physio appointment is right after the dentist appointment.

She would crucify me.
Annd probably make tutting noises.

Alternatively, i could get my sister to call work and tell them i died and become homeless as an unemployed madcat lady and take up smoking to go with the drinking and move into the empty city centre and bathe occasionally in the river whilst keeping an eagle eye out for the crocodiles that infrequently frequent the urban waters.

The dentist and physio and pathology is in the building next too our medical centre and share a car park and the nice pathology ladies pick up samples from us on a  regular basis.  I get blood tests on a monthly basis.

I am, to use a perfectly sensible though somewhat crude phrase, shitting in my own nest.

Argh!

I don't really want to see the physio either.
Not much one can do in a week exercise wise and i have no idea what tomorrows appointment is supposed to achieve/do?

Excuse me ... i need to go clean my teeth again.

Maybe I should brush with Ajax?

Monday, November 19, 2018

Oh hum ...

... my dreams are less than salubrious (sp?)

I blame the methotrexate, which makes me feel flat and less than happy.

The dream I experienced, when I was convinced I was not sleeping, but just resting, was a double layered event involving me dreaming about describing my dream of me not sleeping but just resting whilst experiencing me describing my dream about not sleeping.

Or is that triple?

I was still quite poitive when i woke that i didn't sleep.

Whatever, no wonder I am waking up with a headache because I am clenching/grinding my teeth.

My eldest niece dressed up in top hat, white gloves and vest to drive my nephew (her little brother who is probably nearly three feet taller than her ((i exagerate))) to his formal in her car, which she dressed up in a large top hat and moustache (made of foam).

Who needs a limousine, ey?

Snowball continues to fling himself at my feet, when I am strolling in the yard; and pretending his legs are broken so I will rub his belly.

I have failed to win the lotto again, sigh.

Am lavish and exuberant with my application of lavender oil, which is having a positive effect on the quality of sleep i am having, so am feeling quite chipper even though i am not sleeping as well as i do generally.

I am reading a book which features witches and i think it is influencing my sentence structure and word choices.