Xmas lunch

First layer of plate consists
Of pickled salad
Beetroot and feta salad
With some garden salad
Wasabi dressing
Ham and turkey

Out of room
What to do?

Second layer consists of
roast vegetables and pork
And gravy made from scratch
Not forgetting the peas and honey carrot

Curses!
The gravy has leaked down
As gravy does
And mixed with the salad and wasabi dressing!

I shoulda thought it through better
Coulda
Woulda
Shoulda

Groan
So full

Of look ... watermelon!

Ohhhhh nooooo
Even more full

Cradle the old blind chicken
Being harrassed by the bad tempered peahen

Feed broken crackers to the peacock

Feed the xmas treat to the other chickens
Dried mealy worms
...
Chickens don't understand what they are
Chickens walk over treat in search for crackers

Bok bok bok