Sunday, July 22, 2018

Snowball
















 Introducing Snowball wot, I want to name all sorts of different things, cause Snowball is a crap name.


















The arrow fortunately points to the best/correct spots to pet a cat.
IGA is so thoughtful.



















I brief moment of piece between three male cats.
I love how curly the Wooliffs tail goes.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Bad cat


















Bokkie-cat was upset with me for no good reason and when I picked him up to make kissyfaces at him, he attacked my face!

I hissed and spat at him so he would know he done wrong.


















In retaliation I dressed him up ina pink polka dot bowtie.




I think he feels the humiliation.
















Cause he tried to hit me again during the punishment photoshoot.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

I got punked by a bird!

Was getting ready to leave Monday.

Was putting helmut on.
Thought I heard a cat?
Thought I heard Mary-Cat!
Then I  thought I  heard a cat fight in the distance.

Did one of my cats get out?

Dashed down driveway to look.
Nothing.

Only a bowerbird with half a sandwich surrounded by Indian Miner Birds.
Six or seven.

Thought I  head a cat again?

Realised Bowerbird was making cat noises at other birds to try and scare them away.

I have never felt more present in my surroundings.

Sometimes the bowerbirds replicate the noise my cats make scratching the wall near their litter trays.


Friday, July 6, 2018

He will knock four times ...

Well, not exactly knock.

But Snowball totally doesn't understand why I've not turned out all my other cats in favour of him.

Little pig , little pig,
(i was born in the uear of the pig)
Let me come in.

'Why is this stupid human,  that i have honoured with my
presence,  not opening the door?'

Bloody hell! How many cats has she got?!?!


 I finally managed to get a picture of his testicles, which are a delightful caramel colour amongst the creamy whiteness for his underside.

Also, I decided the decorating rule didn't
Just apply to dogs.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Not quite picnic at hanging rock but ...

Bokkie was deeply unimpressed by Snowballs presence.

He lured him into chasing him down the stormwater drains this morning.

Bokkie returned 15 - 20 minutes later.
Looking smug.

Poor Snowball has not been seen since.

What did Bokkie do to Snowball?

Monday, July 2, 2018

Meet Snowball ...

Yet another cat has turned up at my house.

I half think he might be FeedMe's sibling.