What do we want?
Instant Gratification!
When do we want it?
NOW
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d i m b o r e d
Need a Hobby
i really have nothing to write at the moment
normally there is always something for me to babble inanely about
but it feels rather like i have a few pages missing at the moment
very strange
lack of stimulation
i am broadening the ladies at works music listening
my favourite band - reaction was meh
The Drones = good
Melonman, Shit Times specifically = good
Dan Kelly and the Alpha Males = good
When pressed for an assessment Kathy has said
she isn't going to wet herself in excitment over them
but they don't make her vomit
NB: she is currently listening to 'Fire & Theft' and is refusing to take the headphones off and keeps shushing me if i speak to her - also making somewhat annoying do-do-ot-do and yea yea yea yea noises whilst singing along - so i think she likes it more than wot she has said
i think she still prefers bon jovi though
Edit: she appeared to be headbanging away happily to Melonman and seemed to be enjoying it, but then wailed 'why don't you have any gunners?' I said Gunners were shit and she said 'O-M-G'. what is with that? can't even be bothered to say 'oh my god' and is just spelling it.
I admitted i haven't heard any Bon Jovi since i was a teenager and Slippery When Wet was played so often at the rollerdisco, so she is now happily burbling away to herself about all the bon jovi songs and albums she is going to bring in for me to listen to.
OH MY GOD - WHAT HAVE I STARTED!
normally there is always something for me to babble inanely about
but it feels rather like i have a few pages missing at the moment
very strange
lack of stimulation
i am broadening the ladies at works music listening
my favourite band - reaction was meh
The Drones = good
Melonman, Shit Times specifically = good
Dan Kelly and the Alpha Males = good
When pressed for an assessment Kathy has said
she isn't going to wet herself in excitment over them
but they don't make her vomit
NB: she is currently listening to 'Fire & Theft' and is refusing to take the headphones off and keeps shushing me if i speak to her - also making somewhat annoying do-do-ot-do and yea yea yea yea noises whilst singing along - so i think she likes it more than wot she has said
i think she still prefers bon jovi though
Edit: she appeared to be headbanging away happily to Melonman and seemed to be enjoying it, but then wailed 'why don't you have any gunners?' I said Gunners were shit and she said 'O-M-G'. what is with that? can't even be bothered to say 'oh my god' and is just spelling it.
I admitted i haven't heard any Bon Jovi since i was a teenager and Slippery When Wet was played so often at the rollerdisco, so she is now happily burbling away to herself about all the bon jovi songs and albums she is going to bring in for me to listen to.
OH MY GOD - WHAT HAVE I STARTED!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Babysitting Two
my nephew says
the reason why the cat is shedding so much fur
is because of global warning
and that we need to stop global warning
even if it means
going without tv for two whole weeks
the reason why the cat is shedding so much fur
is because of global warning
and that we need to stop global warning
even if it means
going without tv for two whole weeks
Babysitting
my niece is torturing me with clarinet practice in the living room
actually it sounds quite nice
its just very very loud
instead of dueling banjos
i have clarinet dueling with television
my nephew came to me saying he had a sore throat
he says he's been sick
but didn't tell his parents
because he wanted to go to school
he says he needs a cough lolly
poor nephew is out of luck
the distribution of the cough lollies
rests in the hands of his evil elder clarinet practicing sister
whose answer is a resounding no
my niece is keeper of the last remaining cough lollies
because she has been ill
when snotty she has the distressing habit
of leaving her used tissues where'er they drop
like little plague bearing snowdrops
actually it sounds quite nice
its just very very loud
instead of dueling banjos
i have clarinet dueling with television
my nephew came to me saying he had a sore throat
he says he's been sick
but didn't tell his parents
because he wanted to go to school
he says he needs a cough lolly
poor nephew is out of luck
the distribution of the cough lollies
rests in the hands of his evil elder clarinet practicing sister
whose answer is a resounding no
my niece is keeper of the last remaining cough lollies
because she has been ill
when snotty she has the distressing habit
of leaving her used tissues where'er they drop
like little plague bearing snowdrops
Tuesday
finding it hard to orientate myself today
tuesday
have to remind myself its tuesday
don't let me forget
tuesday
have to remind myself its tuesday
don't let me forget
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