My niece asked me if she was allowed to have the Cheese Nachos that she probably isn't allowed to have because I was the only adult in the house and therefore in possession of casting vote on such things.
I told her of course she can have the cheese nachos. You're sick, you can have anything you want.
She said "Ahhhhhhhh. World domination is mine!"
And then I explained to her that coles only half fill the corn chip packets because they are taking extra special care so they didn't break. We aren't being gypped at all. It's just a sign of how much they love us.