I had never had a gas stove before i moved into my place and did not realise i had to sign up to a company and have regular fillups. In my mind i thought you just got another bottle when it ran out. My gas bottle lasted for many years before running out, mostly cause i dont use it. The number of pans i set on fire due to inattention may have had something to do with that.
Anywho... kmart had an induction cooktop for sale for fifty quid, which seemed awesome!, so i bought it, but it turns out that no pan/sauce pan that i possess works on an induction cooktop.
So i scootered over to my sisters to borrow utensils. However, friday was national pajama day, which i bought pajamas and slippers for, even though i wasnt working friday, but decided to pop in on the day to give my donation in costume which i bought on the day, cause normally i just sleep in a t-shirt and pants ( i looked supercute in my granny night gown and slippers) HOWEVER, unfortunately this means i scootered over to my sisters in slippers, cause i forgot i was wearing them because they were so comfortable, and am just glad that the two police vehicles i passed didnt notice and pull me over cause that would have been embarrassing.
Have you had anything to drink tonight ma'am?
Are you aware that you are wearing purple fuzzy slippers?
Sorry. No. I forgot.
Are you sure you haven't had anything to drink tonight, ma'am?