lol - afternoon office discussions in female office

my trip came up as a subject and i was muttering about my luck being crap and planes probably going to fall out of sky etc and that no, i cannot have sweaty monkey sex (people are always urging me to have monkey sex - am i so uptight? i thought i was rather pleasant to be around) whilst i am away because i have my period and the older lady just back from time off due to surgery (she looks like a gruff dour grandmother) rather unexpectedly piped up with soemthing along the lines of 'that doesn't stop you' and i said, wouldn't it just make the cramps worse? she said that it doesn't make any difference and i said i didn't want to mess up the hotel room, one would have to frolic in the bathroom and she said 'no - the cleaners get there the next morning to change the shirts and would just think there'd been a virgin in the room the night before'



well it seemed very funny at the time anyway