A person I work with is talking about, and probably would/will, killing their neighbours cat that is taking a dump in his backyard.
This is Townsville folks. This is the place where men are happy to kill other peoples pets and put their corpses in the wheelie bin, if they stray too close to their yard.
Why can't they just piss all round the perimeter of the yard like wot animals do?
Their mother-in-law suggested they leave out some milk with an aspirin dissolved in it.