I am working on my next melbourne cup day work outfit.
I went very lowkey last year with just a necklace, and in consequence, missed the entire race restraining a potentially violent, not in the best place, patient who was taken away by the police.
This year I plan to be excessive, so that even if I feel I should, I won't be dressed to be of use. It was the first melbourne cup I've missed since Just-a-dash.
I am contemplating my hairdo/hat situation ...