P: Hi, how are you? I' d like to book an appointment.
R: Sure 😀 What's your name?
R: What's your last name?
R: When do you want to see a doctor?
P: Oh it's not for me.
R: Who us it for?
P: My partner!
R: What us your partners name?
R: What's your partners surname?
R: When does your partner want to see a doctor?
P: 'yells to background, hey Peter when do you want to see a doctor?'. 'peters 'yells back when can I?'
P: What's available?
R: Who does he want to see?
P: 'yells to Peter off line, who do you want to see? Peter yells back, my f**king doctor.'
P: Whose he normally see?
Receptionist shoots self.
NB:. This post has been savagedly edited and shortened and cut off a quarter of the way through to protect your sanity.