Uncle Sid reckons he was in a pub one day when there was a beer strike on.
Only stuff available was some really terrible South Australian stuff.
He observed a man come in and ask for a beer.
Publican explained - beer strike - only stuff bad - do you still want to try it?
Man says yes.
Asks whats so terrible about it?
Publican explains current theory is that they used bore water when making it.
Man takes a sip of beer.
Man says ... those South Australians - they don't waste much of the pig, do they?
(Uncle Sidney reckons this actually happened, but Uncle Sidney's brain rewires stories into better stories on a regular basis. It is a good story though so I wrote it down after I hung up from our weekly chat)