Saturday, March 5, 2011

Just for something to do

Oh little kitty so full of vomit
Where will thou decorate with this insectoid banquet? (a bit of a stretch as a rhyme I concede)
Will it be on the chair?
Will it be in the hall?
Will it be in be under foot when nature makes it's midnight call?

oh little kitty so soft and sweet
will it seep between the toes of my feet?


  1. Okay, this was just so plain gross that it was actually funny.

    Reminds of the little dittys that they used to publish in MAD magazine.

  2. Thank you, Ms Lady. You've added some much-appreciated levity to an otherwise crap-filled Saturday.