Saturday, April 23, 2011

I am not Master Chef

My second fortune cookie says "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure".

Can't help thinking somebody in the fortune cookie factory was having a shitty day that day.

All I can say is that ignorance and confidence did not breed success in this case.


  1. You ever think that if you're going to spend a hundred bucks on kitchen utensils, it might be worth reconsidering the "no recipes" philosophy?

  2. Oh, and happy Easter MCL.

  3. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

  4. But then where is the adventure in that? That would be like doing a paint by numbers oil painting.

    :) Happy Easter to yourselves too :)

  5. Sometimes, I think, a couple of paint-by-numbers can be just the ticket to help you get beyond doodling stick-figures smooching under a rainbow. Y'know, like that thing about learnin' the rules so ya can break 'em successfully, and all that.