I had such intentions
So firm I did not even gird loins
I was going to clean
I was going to garden
I was going to do all my washing
Including sheets and towels
I have spent two of the days on the stupid computer game I am about to look up more cheats on
I have reread a seven book series of trash, consisting of lots of sex, blood and repetitive descriptions
I started trying to clear out a garden bed and didn't get very far before my hip ceased to cooperate and the muscle spasms started
I have sipped wine
and eaten
and read
and slept
... and I shall miss it all terribly when I go back to work tomorrow
and thus I am made susceptible to the advertised lure of you have to be in it to win it and am going to buy a lotto ticket in the 25 million tonight, cause I wouldn't mind being retired - though I might get a cleaner - if they would put up with me.
and maybe hire a chef?
Sounds like a good few days. Particularly the eating, the wine, the sleeping and the reading. I doubt that anyone on their death bed says 'I wish my washing was all done'. And if that is their biggest worry ...
ReplyDeleteMaybe not anyone on their death-bed, but I'll bet a lot of people without clean undies have.
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