I have eaten and feel better.
I laugh at my horrible weepy mood of before.
Laugh scornfully.
ha ha ha ha ha
It is probably nothing but a slightly exacerbated attack of PMS.
I shall not let it hobble me.
They may be no good at poaching eggs.
Their hollandaise is tastless, but for the sting of vinegar.
They no longer have a beautiful androgenous french waiter.
But by golly they make a nice BLT.
*smacks lips*
And I am surprised to report that Cher is not a bad soundtrack to breakfast.
Heh heh. Which Cher tracks? Some I would find difficult to keep down food with.
ReplyDeleteI think it must have been a recent album - I didn't recognise any of the songs.
ReplyDelete*pouts* I want a cafe with a beautiful androgenous french waiter
ReplyDeletesigh - I wish he would come back
ReplyDeleteand that his name hadn't been willy. that kind of ruined it for me a bit.
MAHAhahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteYeah that does kinda kill it