Babysitting

I am wearing my glasses for the first time (in my nieces and nephews company) in a while and my 8yr nephew has forgotten he has seen my glasses before.

He says they make me look like a geek and that I should never ever wear them.


I was whinging about my jeans not fitting last Sunday, cause I'd put on weight.  He said to buy more jeans.  I said these were already those jeans.  He said he is never going to get fat.  I told him that as you get older and have jobs where you sit about a lot, it gets a bit harder.  He said he was going to get a job that kept him active.

So he's decided he is going to be a professional basketball player.