I am so Immature sometimes

Ethel* rubs thumb and forefinger together to play smallest violin in the world

Yes. Thank you Ethel. *makes obscene gesture*

(*Ethel is my nasty inner voice)

Ethel says in pretend sobbing voice "i am not sure I remember what a happy Christmas is like" boo hoo hoo

"Shut up Ethel" snaps Sam with death look
"you shut up"
"No you shut up"
"no you shut up"

*Sam and Ethel start fighting and knock over the coffee able and break the vase*