maybe getting sick - feel blecky - mother is coming to town for visit - potentially here at same time as rental inspection - I may get sprung in my fib about the number of cats I possess or am possessed by - she thinks I only have three - it would be nice to only have three or perhaps even two - one day it will happen, ey?
Gentleman visiting office has told me some jokes.
Q: Yo. JC. What did you do over Easter?
A: Ah just hung out with a couple of crims
Cross your feet, we're running out of nails.
I don't care who your father is - if you drop that cross again you are out of the parade.
The biting your nails one was the funniest thing, but perhaps you just had to be there. It's more of a visual gag.