Thursday, March 4, 2010

Ode to my Underwear

Ah, my old daggy knickers
You are stretched and stained
But so perfectly cover me
Without causing pain
Or cutting off circulation
To my large pasty flabby thighs
Which are much need of a good run

Your absence pains me
When you are in the washing
Newer knickers are restrictive and cutting

But now that the elastic is gone
Will you leave me too?

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