Gadzooks!
The Horror!
Innards splashed across floor
Does the three second rule apply?
Can we stuff em back in if we are spry?
I suppose we can’t save them all
An occasional sandwich has to hit the floor
Leaving no option but to withdraw
And go to the pub for lunch
Ha ha! I've made an art out of dropping my lunch for the express purpose of having to go to the pub for lunch.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had lunch in a pub since I was a kid. Uncle Sid used to take us to the Shamrock in Mackay sometimes for dinner.
ReplyDeleteI was never any good with a knife and fork so I always ordered chicken or fish. It was all about the ice-cream and chocolate sauce back then anyway. Used to get them put extra chocolate sauce on and then lick the plate.